Amazon Annie

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Jello Wrestling

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7 Annual Jello wrestling event for Amazon Annie and she has brought in two on the toughest heavy weight female wrestlers that she knows: Ursa Fierce and Sweetie Dreams.

Facing off, the opponents state their weight and height, Ursa 5’4″ & 235 lbs, Sweetie 5’*”220 lbs. Annie agrees to be the referee standing 6 ft & 220 lbs.

The ladies wade into the thigh high jello, slapping each other with the slimy substance and quickly getting down, gettin’,gettin’ down down in a whirling dervish of body slapping body, slapping jello, flippedy-flop!!

Sweetie seems to know the brevity of her bosom crashing down onto Ursa’s face. But Ursa is wise to this competitor and know she can fling her body to and fro to sneak out of Sweetie’s body smothering like a clam outta shell.

The referee has been sniffing the jello before the match, ‘cuz she is just use-less…being unhair, making bad calls…wearing flip-flops!! And it’s not too long fore Sweetie and Ursa are like, f..this let’s do a TAG TEAM!!!

OOOOOOOOOooooooooh my gawd, the JELLO STARTS A-shakin’ her on out.

With the three bodies wrecked in the jello, trying to wiggle and wrangle one another it’s hard to tell whose part goes with who?~!?

 

Lia Labowe She Hulks Out

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Lia Labowe is arriving to today’s shoot with Amazon Annie. Not knowing she actually signed up for a wrestling match with the much larger amazon, Lia is freaking out. Not only is Annie a powerhouse, she wasn’t paid to scale and isn’t prepared for the unfair match up.

But Annie is like ‘too bad’.

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While Annie is in the bathroom, Lia is freakin’ wiling out. She works herself up for this battle of bodies, ripping off her glasses, pulling her hair out of her bun…ooh wait…she is starting to CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANNNNGE….

Rips open her t-shirt, growing out of her pants and turning GREEN!

Annie opens the bathroom door and is like “HOLYSH#(!!T)!”…this wasn’t in the cards, Lia has grown into a MONSTER!!!

Standing next to her, we can see that Lia has indeed grown and is ready to ‘break Annie into tiny pieces…’

Victory Pose Rematch

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Amazon Annie is pumping some weights in the gym, and Lia Labowe comes up behind her and starts talking trash. Annie doesn’t have MMA gloves on, but is like, ‘wtf, let’s go’.

She deeply underestimates Lia’s striking ability.

Annie tries to get some sucker punches in but Lia is not having it and just waits for Annie to get in close enough to grab her hair. She punches her continuously in the face, grinding her glove into her cheek. Pulling her through the gym, down the stairs and finally to her room, Lia waits to deliver the really big deal blows.

It’s lights out for the big Amazon, has gotten one too many in the kisser. She falls straight back and lies prone on the couch.

Lia jumps up and victory poses her, while she has her foot on Annie’s stomach, she turns to the camera man and starts challenging the next opponent. She flexes and trash talks, proudly explaining how she will always be able to beat you!!!!

 

Misty tries the Amazon Juice

Amazon Annie is preparing to sell a new kind of performance drink the ‘Amazon Juice’ *previously tested with Cheyenne Jewel, Goldie Blair, Betty Battles, Bella Rush and many more….It’s quite controversial as once consumed kinda makes you go completely bonkers. So FDA agent, Misty Lovelace is crashing Annie’s infomercial to grab a sample of the liquid for further tests.

Ten minutes later, Misty is at Annie’s door, wild and tearing off her clothes. She pulls off her glasses and whips out her bun, long hair flying and attacks big Annie. Over powering her in a test of strength, once nerdy scientist is now a crazed wildcat of super-human strength. She is pinning, scissoring and slapping ‘Queen of Squeeze’ herself.

Luckily for Annie the dosage eventually wears off and Annie is able to turn the tide and put the little nerd back in her place. Annie takes the super flexible, young Misty into all sorts of match box pins, pulling her ankles over her head and twisting her into a bow and arrow, yanking her back in a gruesome Camel Clutch.

The yellow string bikini’ed Misty is left face-down on the ground with the ever-victorious Amazon Annie placing her barefoot on Misty’s behind.

Beach Boxing Squash Match

What is this guy thinking?!?

He is about to go against Amazon Annie who is 6ft and 220 lbs with 10 years of fighting experience. Jobber Mike is only 5’4″ and 110 lbs. How is he every going to stand up to someone so intimidating and strong??

Well the answer is, not very long at all.

This match was set up from the get-go as a squash match and splat does he go. Trying to get any advantage he can Annie lets him set up the first few shots, but with no reaction on the Amazon’s part, she goes full throttle connecting with his chin and sending him FLYING!!

Good thing the sand is soft, because this guy is about to get plowed, and so he goes in for some serious concussion-inducing head shots. And when she has him on the sand she, she goes right into a ground and pound situation, pinning him with a knee to the stomach and pommeling him in the mouth and belly.

He gets up, she kicks him down, he’s down and she picks him up to knock him down again. This happens until this guy can’t even take another hit. Annie knees him in the face and he goes down HARD.

She does a 10 count and moves out of the way as the tide comes in to sweep this guy away.